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tenderbastard
Mar 1, 20211 min read
problem x 10
the dog said, "Americans are fond of fixing one problem while creating ten more."
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tenderbastard
Feb 25, 20211 min read
sylvester stallone
the dog said, "I was talking to sylvester stallone today and he said, 'you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your paw'."
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tenderbastard
Feb 16, 20211 min read
fightin' hoo?
the dog said, "humans should've concentrated on fighting viruses instead of each other."
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tenderbastard
Feb 8, 20211 min read
how's it going
"roses are red violets are blue absolutely everything is totally screwed."
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tenderbastard
Feb 8, 20211 min read
state quo whoa
the dog said, "reckless plans have become ensconced legislation."
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tenderbastard
Feb 4, 20211 min read
national f--ked up day
the dog said, "today is national f--ked up day. so is every other day."
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tenderbastard
Jan 29, 20211 min read
we all fall down
With all the answers to fix everything in the world we've allowed everything to screw up one-eighty.
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tenderbastard
Jan 29, 20211 min read
$$$
nobody cares if anyone dies of anything else why the big deal follow the $$$
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tenderbastard
Jan 14, 20211 min read
masks
masks have become litter. nice going humans.
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tenderbastard
Jan 12, 20211 min read
how smart does death want us
if people had to be competent to die there'd be a lot less war
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tenderbastard
Jan 9, 20211 min read
happy new weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ein_BZQmQ
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tenderbastard
Jan 5, 20211 min read
loopy
it is no longer of interest to be in the loop or out of the loop
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tenderbastard
Dec 27, 20201 min read
shut the f--k about pandemic & vaccine
stay at home if you're sick stay at home if you're stupid
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tenderbastard
Jan 3, 20201 min read
new year same stupidity
the dog said, "there are more good dogs than there are good people."
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tenderbastard
Mar 1, 20211 min read
problem x 10
the dog said, "Americans are fond of fixing one problem while creating ten more."
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tenderbastard
Feb 25, 20211 min read
sylvester stallone
the dog said, "I was talking to sylvester stallone today and he said, 'you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your paw'."
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